Hitmen travel to New Milford to face the Blazers.
Game 1: Pelfrey @ Kershaw
A mismatch on paper, but someone forgot to tell the Blazer hitters.
A Starlin 4th inning double and Span 5th inning single give the Myrtle a 2-0 lead,
Bottom 6, a Dietrich PH double pulls NM within a run, 2-1.
Bottom 7, a Freeman single ties it, and Saunders unties it with a 3 run bomb.
An 8th inning Kinsler single, Saunders double and Grandy single round out the scoring in a Blazer 8-2 win.,
WP Dull (4-2)
LP Romo (2-2)
S Schugel (2)
Game 2: Santiago @ Warren
A Santiago IF single to the pitcher plates a run for a Hitmen 1-0 second inning lead.
Blazers tie on a McCann solo shot.
Bottom 7, Saunders goes yard for a 2-1 Blazer lead.\
Top 8, Hitmen strike back for 2 on Brown sac fly and Span single. 3-2 Hitmen.
Bottom 8, Blazers retake the lead on a Freeman double and Kinsler single.
Top 9, Kimbrel does his job. Blazers win 4-3.
WP Devenski (10-3)
LP Robles (1-3)
S Kimbrel (34)
Game 3: Miley @ Quintana
Hitmen score a run on a first inning WP.
Bottom 6, a Kinsler single and Bourn single give NM a 2-1 lead.
Bottom 7, McCann with a HR for a 3-1 lead.
Bottom 8, a Saunders single and it’s 4-1 NM.
Top 9, Kimbrel does his job again, as Blazers win 4-1.
WP Quintana (13-6)
LP Miley (2-9)
S Kimbrel (35)
Game 4: Cashner @ Moore
A First inning Betts RBI groundout is matched by a second inning Brown RBI single.
Blazers go up 2-1 in the bottom half on Tulo bomb.
Hitmen tie it up in the third on a Alonso HR.
Bottom half, Betts puts NM ahead on a GIDP.
Bottom 4, a Grandy sac fly, Castro single and Betts single make it 6-2.
A Grandy double and Tulo groundout round out the scoring in a Blazer 8-2 win.
WP Moore (12-2)
LP cashner (2-4)
Blazers move to 17-3 on the chapter.
Blazers and Undertakers play a home and home series.,
Game 1: Sale @ Kershaw
Bottom 1, a Betts RBI double and Saunders RBI single put New Milford up 2-0.
Los Altos gets one back in the second on a HR by Flores. I’ve stopped counting how many HR’s Kershaw has given up. It’s WAY over what he did in RL last year. Fucking stupid.
Bottom 3, a Kinsler RBI single made it 3-1 Blazers.
Top 4, a Leon single pulls Los Altos within one at 3-2.
Top 8, Dull on and Schrimpf PH’s a HR to tie the game and ruin a win for Kershaw.
Bottom 13 and Lorenzen on the bump, Grandy deposits a 2-2 pitch into the upper deck in right to give NM a 4-3 win.
WP Schugel (2-1)
LP Lorenzen (1-1)
Game 2: Archer @ Tanaka
First batter of the game Schimpf reaches on a E3 and Seager goes yard for a 2-0 lead.
Bottom 1, Carp, Betts, and Freeman go back to back to back to put NM up 3-2.
Top 2, Peterson goes yard with one aboard for a 4-3 Undertakers lead.
Bottom 3, Betts drives in Carp, who tripled, to tie the game at 4.
Bottom 5, Freeman goes yard again for a 5-4 Blazer lead.
Top 6, Arenado doubled in Turner to tie the game at 5.
Bottom 6, Betances on and Tulo greets him with the 5th Blazer HR of the game. 6-5 NM.
Top 8, Dull and Cervenka load the bases and Flores ties the game with an RBI walk.
Top 9, Kimbrel on and walks Schrimpffff to start it off. With 2 outs, Turner doubles in Schimpf for the Takers 7-6 lead.
Bottom 9, with the tying run at third (Carpenter, who hit for the cycle) Jansen K’s Freeman and Kinsler to end it to steal a road game.
WP Reed (41)
LP Kimbrel (1-1)
S Jansen 32
Game 3: Quintana @ Sanchez
Cruz and Carp trade solo HR’s early for a 1-1 game
Top 6, Blazers strike for 6 on a Kinsler 2 RBI double and Grandy Grandy Slam (TM)
Blazers win 7-1
WP Quintana (12-6)
Game 4: Devenski @ Roark
Making his first start of the season, and after being needed for 2 innings out of the pen in game 1, Devenski guts out a heroic performance with 4.2 IP and 2 ER with 7 K. (a Vogt 2 RBI double)
Meanwhile, a Carp 2 run bomb ties the game in the third, and a Grandy GIDP untied it in the 4th.
Kinsler put the Blazers up 5-2 with a 2 RBI single in the 5th and Kimbrel put 2 on in the 9th with a walk and HBP, but the tying run at the plate Seager flew out to left to give New Milford the 5-2 win and series win.
WP Blevins (1-0)
LP Roark (17-5)
S Kimbrel (33)
Blazers are 13-3 on the chapter
Blazers host a home series against the Boulevards.
Game 1: Corbin @ Kershaw
Kershaw goes 6.1 with 4 H, 5 K, and 0 ER as Carpenter hits 2 HR and Tulo, Saunders and Kinsler hit one each as Blazers roll 9-0.
WP Kershaw (8-1)
LP Corbin (0-4)
Game 2: Nola @ Warren
Warren, making his second start of the season is just as dreadful as he was in his first start, 3 IP, 5 H, 4 BB, 4 ER. Grandy and Castro HR for the good guys, but can’t overcome Duvall’s 2 HR, 5 RBI performance as KC wins 10-5.
WP Nola (9-2)
LP Warren (0-1)
Game 3: Ventura @ Quintana
Quintana allows one hit through 6 IP with nary a run but is matched by Ventura who danced in and out of trouble allowing 8 baserunners in 6 IP.
Bullpens do the job through 9 and we have FREE BASEBALL.
Bottom 10, with one out, Freeman is hit by a Rivero pitch and Kinsler walks. Saunders hits a ball to right that Duvall nonchalantly misplays off his glove and Freeman scampers home with the winning walk off error. Blazers win 1-0.
WP Dull (5-2)
LP Ziegler (1-2)
Game 4: Chacin @ Moore
Moore was wild and gave up 3 runs. Blazers rally for 3 late. Grandy makes a spectacular diving bellyflop 360 catch to save the winning run in the top of the 9th and Kinsler hit a walk off HR to win it. As I went to type something to Scot to the effect of “Holy Shit”, I hadn’t saved the game yet and I lost it. So here is what officially happened.
Moore was brilliant with 7 IP, 0 ER
Chacin was equal with 6 IP, 0 ER.
Bottom 7, with 2 outs, Tulo walked and Garcia on to PH for the pitcher crushed his first HR of the year.
With a 2-0 lead in the 9th, Duvall hit a HR to pull the Bouley’s within one, but Kimbrel K’s Perez to end it in an Blazer 2-1 win
WP Moore (11-2)
LP Eflin (3-4)
S Kimbrel (32)
Blazers move to 10-2 on the chapter and 8 games up in the McGowan Division. Blazers have a 21 game lead for a playoff spot. I’d say it looks pretty good.
Blazers travel to Jamboree for four games.
Game 1: Kershaw @ Tillman
A Dozier 6th inning single was the only blemish against Kershaw.
Meanwhile, Tulo hit 3 HR’s (4 RBI), Saunders hit 2 HR (8 RBI), Betts went yard and Freeman had 4 hits as Blazers cruise 17-2.
WP Kershaw (7-1)
LP Tillman (8-6)
S Bowman (1)
Game 2: Tanaka @ Graveman
Tanaka gives up nothing as Kinsler and Grandy go yard. Betts drives in 2 as well as Blazers cruise again 9-0.
WP Tanaka (11-6)
LP Graveman (4-6)
Game 3: Quintana @ Gonzalez
A Quintana error and Simmons single set the stage for a Braun 3 run jack to give the Bear a first inning lead.
Top 4, a McCann single cuts the Jam lead to 3-1.
Top 9, Bourn singles off of Chapman, but is cut down trying to steal second. Saunders walks, but McCann and Carp K to end it in the Jamboree 3-1 win.
WP Gio (5-6)
LP Quintana (11-6)
S Chapman (17)
Game 4: Moore @ Santana
Braun does more first inning damage with an RBI single and a 1-0 BCJ lead.,
Bottom 3, Simmons with a RBI single and it’s 2-0 Bear.
Top 5, Kinsler with a sac fly cuts the lead in half.
Top 6, McCann RBI single ties it and Carp with a 3 run bomb unties it. Betts goes back to back with him for good measure and a 6-2 Blazer lead.
Yeah, nothing else of note happened.
WP Moore (10-2)
LP Santana (5-10)
Blazers are 7-1 on the chapter and 65-23 on the year.
Blazers travel to take on first place Infidels.
Game 1: Kershaw @ Verlander
Valencia unrealistically gets Ravenswood on the board with a solo HR in the first, the 10th given up by Kershaw in 70 IP (8 in 150 IP in RL)
Top 3, Freeman hit a sac fly to tie it but leaves the game with an injury.
Blazers go up 2-1 in the 6th on a Saunders sac fly.
Bottom 7, an RBI groundout ties the game at 2.
Top 9, 2 on with Thornberg on the bumb and Weeks PH’s for the pitcher and kills it to left. Blazers up 5-2.
Kimbrel K, BB, GIDP ends it in an Blazer 5-2 win.
WP Devenski (10-3)
LP Bedrosian (1-5)
S Kimbrel (29)
Game 2: Tanaka @ Lackey
A Betts first inning solo shot and a Tanaka second inning RBI double is bested by a Miller 3 run bomb in the second,
Blazers go up 4-2 on a Saunders RBI single and E by Kang (he was drunk)
A 4th inning Carp HR made it 5-3.
Kimbrel K’s All Star Valencia to end it
WP Tanaka (10-6)
LP Lackey (9-5)
S Kimbrel (30)
Game 3: Quintana @ Oddorizzi
Blazer up 4-0 in the 7th and Ravenswood scratches out a run on a Carpenter E.
A tired Kimbrel give up an RBI single to Wright and walks 1 more, and Dull comes on and allows both runners to score on a Fowler double.
But not for long, as Game one Goat Thornburg gives up a Carp RBI single, Betts RBI single and Freeman RBI double.
Newly acquired AJ Schugel gets the final out in a 7-5 win
WP Dull (4-2)
LP Thornburg (6-5)
S Schugel (2)
At this point, Skiz was shown on the jumbotron throwing shit and leaving the stadium, possibly in a move to fire up the home team.
Game 4: Moore @ Rodriguez.
The first 6 innings were simmed and all that happened was a 6th inning Seimen RBI groundout for a 1-0 Ravenswood lead.
Top 7, Tulo gives NM the lead with a 2 RBI single.
Bottom 9, Devenski leaves the game with an injury, but Kimbrel comes on and gets Descalso for the 2-1 win.
WP Moore (9-2)
LP Rodriguez (6-6)
S Kimbrel (31)
Blazers are 62-22 on the season, 6 games up on Salem in the McGowan.
Blazers go 16-8 in chapter 3 to finish 58-22 at the half way point, 4 games up on Salem in the McGowan division.
Hitter of the chapter was Mookie Betts. Mook hit 368/407/670 for the chapter, and was the only Blazer hitter named to the all star team. The Blazers hit 278/340/500 finally flexing some muscle after a deep 2 chapter slumber.
Pitcher of the chapter was Jose Quintana. Quintana went 4-1 with a 1.73 ERA in 6 starts. Kershaw went 4-0 and the team pitched to a 2.88 ERA
Transactions: The Blazers made one trade, acquiring AJ Schugel from Charlotte in exchange for Shane Greene. In the midseason draft, the Blazers acquired CF, prospect Franchy Cordero, SP prospect Austin Bibbens-Dirkz, RP prospects Robby Scott, Chad Bell, John Brebbia, Kenyan Middleton, and SP Steve Brault, along with veteran RP Josh Osich. Pink slips went to JaCoby Jones, Austin Voth, Brett Anderson, Erik Gonzalez, Tyler Collins, Garrett Stubbs, Max Schrock, and Blake Treinen.
Sasquatch and Blazers play for the first time.
Game 1: Chen @ Kershaw
Bottom 1, a Freeman sac fly gives the Blazers a 1-0 lead.
Bottom 4, a Tulo RBI single made it 2-0.
Bottom 5, a Freeman RBI triple, Kinsler sac fly and Bourn RBI single put NM up 5-0.
Top 6, Gattis blasts a 2 run bomb off of Kershaw. That was the 9th HR Kershaw has give up this year in 64 innings (8 in 149 innings last year in RL.)
A Saunders RBI single make it 6-2, and that’s the score the Blazers win by.
WP Kershaw (6-1)
LP Chen (4-3)
Game 2: Finnegan @ Tanaka
Gattis, Lamb and Piscotty HR off of Tanaka and The Sas lead 5-2 in the 9th.
Bottom 9 and Osuna on, and with one out, Freeman triples, Kinsler hits a sac fly for out #2 but Saunders then HR’s to pull the Blazers within one run. Bourn singles to put the tying run on base, but Tulo pops up to end it as Sas win 5-4.
WP Finnegan (6-2)
LP Tanaka (9-6)
S Osuna (15)
Game 3: Quintana @ Sanchez
Carp HR’s to lead off the game and Tulo rips and RBI single in the 4th to put NM up 2-0.
In the 7th a Tulo HR and Freeman RBI groundout make it 4-0 NM.
A Kinsler error in the 9th gives The Sas a run making it a save situation.
Which Kimbrel converts with ease as Blazers win 4-1.
WP Quintana (11-5)
LP Sanches (3-6)
S Kimbrel (27)
Game 4: Moore @ Fister
Fister pitches great with 6 IP, 3 H, 3 BB and 7 K. A Freeman single plates 2 in the 5th for the only damage against him.
Moore, however, was brilliant going 6 IP with 3 H, 1 BB and 0 runs
With 2 outs in the 9th, Kimbrel walks Gattis and Correa doubles him to third putting the tying runs in scoring position. Narvaez grounds one over the bag at second that Kinsler robs and converts the out at first to end the game in a Blazer 2-0 shutout win.
WP Moore (8-2)
S Kimbrel (28)
After a 1-3 start, Blazers go 15-5 to finish the chapter 16-8 and continue their winning streak against the EL to what seems like 100 years and counting.
Law Dogs and Blazers square off in interleague.
Game 1: Happ @ Kershaw
Happ goes 8 innings with 13 K’s but gives up 5 runs on HR’s to Betts, Kinsler and McCann.
Meanwhile, Kershaw goes 7 with 13 K’s and one hit. Blazers win 5-0.
WP Kershaw (5-1)
LP Happ (5-3)
Game 2: Chatwood @ Tanaka
A Zobrist RBI single in the third is matched by a Betts bomb in the 6th.
Bottom 11, with Wood on the hill, Saunders starts off with a double. A fly ball gets him to third and a Garcia sac fly walks off the Blazer win 2-1.
WP Trienen (3-0)
LP Wood (1-2)
Game 3: Quintana @ Whisler
An AGone RBI double in the second is matched by a Tulo bomb in the third.
Bottom 9, with Treinen on, Markakis doubled to lead off the inning. Cabrerra was IBB’d and Cervenka was brought on to get AGone. AGone grounds into a DP putting PR Gordon on third. Devenski is now on to get Orlando, but Orlando singles to center for the walk off 2-1 Dogs win.
WP Davis (3-1)
LP Treinen (3-1)
Game 4: Warren @ Lewis.
After a Betts first inning HR, Tulo HR’s in the second, Freeman rips a 2 RBI double and Saunders with the RBI single for a 5-0 advantage.
Bottom 3, Dogs fight back with a Ramos 2 RBI single and Markakis RBI single to pull to 5-3.
Bottom 5, Ramos with a 2 run jack ties the game.
Top 6, Carp and Freeman with RBI singles and Bourn with a 2 RBI single after a WP scores a run for a 10-5 Blazer lead.
Bottom 6. Myers with a 2 run bomb and it’s 10-7.
Kimbrel on in the 9th and after a lead off single, a DP and K ends it for the New Milford 10-7 win .
WP Moore (7-2)
LP Lewis (3-6)
S Kimbrel (25)
Outlaws travel to New Milford to take on the Blazers.
Game 1: Miranda @ Kershaw
Goldy is HBP and Springer goes yard for the first two batters to start the game for Kershaw. This is Clayton Fucking Kershaw and his BDBL stats up to this point are fucking stupid.
Bottom 1, with 2 outs, Kinsler ties the game with a 2 run jack and Tulo gives the Blazers the lead with a RBI single.
Bottom 6, a Kinsler HR makes it 6-3.
Bottom 7, a Kinsler RBI double and Saunders RBI single make it 8-3.
Bottom 8, Grandy and Tulo go back to back for a 10-4 lead.
Top 9, Treinen can’t get many outs so Kimbrel is brought in to get the final out in what is now a save situation. After 3 walks, one of which lead to a run, future Hall of Famer Aaron Judge lines out as Blazers escape 10-8.
WP Kershaw (4-1)
LP Miranda (2-1)
S Kimbrel (25)
Game 2: McHugh @ Tanaka
Bottom 3, a Freeman 2 RBI 3B and Grandy 3 run bomb make it 5-0.
Bottom 5, a Grandy RBI 3B and Tulo RBI single and it’s 7-0.
Tanaka (6.2 IP, 3 H, 0 ER, 7 K) wouldn’t need 6 of those runs. Blazers win 7-0.
WP Tanaka (9-5)
LP McHugh (6-8)
Game 3: Greinke @ Quintana
Bottom 3, a Betts solo shot and Kinsler 2 run jack make it 3-0.
Bottom 5, a Carp HR, Kinsler RBI single, and Tulo 2 RBI double make it 7-0.
Bottom 8, Betts with a 2 run bomb puts the exclamation point on a Blazer 9-2 win
WP Quintana (10-5)
LP Greinke (6-5)
Game 4: Leake @ Moore
A Suarez RBI single in the first and Martin RBI BB in the second is matched by a Tulo RBI single and Leake WP in the second.
Bottom 3, Betts reaches on an error, stole second, moved to third on a groundout and scored on a WP to put NM up 3-2.
Moore is pulled after 4 giving up 4 H and 5 BB but only 2 runs. Devenski goes 3 holding the Outlaws in check.
Meanwhile a Kinsler single and Saunders sac fly make it 5-2.
Tulo HR’s in the 6th for a 6-2 lead.
Tulo HR’s again for 3 more in the 8th, and Blazers complete the sweep 9-2.
WP Devenski (9-3)
LP Leake (5-8)
Kinsler (571/647/1.357) and Tulo (563/529/1.313) go ape shit and drive in 20 runs with 3 HR each. Betts and Grandy hit a paltry 2 HR each.
Blazers travel to Vegas to take on the Flamingos.
Game 1: Greene @ Straily
Shane Greene goes 4 innings giving up 3 ER. Meanwhile, Straily dominates the Blazers throwing 6.1 with 1 run.
Gennett and Reynolds chip in with 2 RBI and CarGo goes yard as Pink Birds win the opener 6-1.
WP Straily (5-4)
LP Greene (4-3)
Game 2: Tanaka @ Hammel
Blazer bats continue to go silent, as a Chirinos HR in the 7th chases Tanaka from the game and gives the Pinkies a 3-1 lead.
Top 7, with 2 outs and 2 on, a Kinsler single ties the game at 3 all. Saunders with a RBI triple, Grandy with a RBI single, and Dietrich with a RBI single precedes a Flynn WP scoring a run and Blazers are up 7-3.
Blazers win 8-3.
WP Cervenka (2-0)
LP Hochevor (1-1)
Game 3: Quintana @ Collmenter
Top 1, Betts and Freeman go back to back for a 2-0 lead.
Top 3, Freeman goes yard again to make it 4-0.
Bottom 3, CarGo and Wellington go back to back and it’s 4-2.
Top 4, Grandy goes yard and Betts goes yard again for a 8-2 lead.
Betts, Freeman and Saunders have 3 RBI each in a 13-4 romp.
WP Quintana (9-5)
LP Collmenter (1-2)
Game 4: Moore @ Koehler
Carp leads off the game with a HR, Castro goes yard in the third, and a Betts single made it 3-0 in the 5th.
Bottom 6, Cuthbert goes yard to cut the lead to 3-2.
Devenski on to protect the lead in the 7th and Gennett ties it with a double and Eaton gives the Pinkies the lead with a single.
Top 9, Cahill on for the save, and with 2 outs hits PH Garcia with a pitch. Carpenter walks and Betts rips a clutch double to score 2 and give the Blazers the lead.
Kimbrel goes 1-2-3 in the 9th for his 24th save of the year.
WP Devenski (8-3)
LP Cahill (1-2)
S Kimbrel (24)
Blazers take a 1 game lead in the McGowan